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DESCRIPTION:HELLO.&nbsp\;HOW ARE YOU?&nbsp\;Amazing. Keep reading please. A
  work in progress-show is coming your way!From the producer of 'Lil Bastar
 ds' comedy show and the producer of simply being on stage sometimes\, come
 s an all new comedy experience\, with all new jokes and all new tweaks! Pl
 us some classic hits! Mark your calendar\, because Tuesday\, November 7\, 
 you?ll get to see two female comedians with various degrees of undiagnosed
  chaos deliver and try some of their most unhinged acts\, JUST for YOU. Ar
 e you fucked up? Do you like fucked up material? Well you?re our sweet\, s
 weet audience. The most depraved topics and ideas will be discussed with a
 n awkward yet confident tone by your best two gal pals. During this show M
 atilda and Sofia will each perform 30 minutes of stand-up.________________
 ____________________________ Location: Valentin Stüberl\, Donaustr 112 NeuköllnSta
 rt time: 20:00Doors Open: 19:45___________________________________________
 _THE COMEDIANS:Sofia May (USA):Sofia has an enormous sense of entitlement 
 and has every right to have her own show and have loads of people watch an
 d applaud her even before she gets on stage. She thinks that babies are pa
 thetic because they can't even move themselves. They're as dumb as plants.
  And yeah\, she uses the correct version of 'they're' ALL the TIME.Cyber b
 ullies have proclaimed her comedy style to be 'hot but gross'\, among othe
 r things.'That joke is so stupid!' - Another rave review!Razed in NYC\, sh
 e likes to tell horrific jokes about cutesy things and cute jokes about ho
 rrific things.Matilda Paulsson (SE):At first glance you might think Matild
 a is a twelve year old boy with divorced parents\, and you?d be half right
 ! Her parents are still together. Battling alcoholism\, mental health issu
 es\, drug addiction and quitting breast milk all within her early years\, 
 has helped blossom her humor to be dark\, whimsical\, witty and most of al
 l unpredictable! Matilda rarely stays in one place for extended periods of
  time\, rumors say it?s due to the cyber police\, so don?t miss out on see
 ing her tonight!?Really funny!? - Real newspaper ?Would see again even if 
 she wasn?t the last person on earth!? -Pleased audience member? 10/10 woul
 d bang again? - Very pleased audience member? Does anybody read these?? - 
 An actual question___________________________________________Do you think 
 that you don?t really belong anywhere? Well tough shit that?s already trad
 emarked you bastard.No just joking. That was very mean and the hosts and c
 omedians apologize for that harsh statement. Please come. We want you. We 
 need you. Eat our sausage. Call us mama.__________________________________
 __________This is a donation based show ? It is free entry but it is NOT f
 ree. Please donate what you can at the end of the show. Suggested donation
 : 7-12 EUR\n\nViel Spass wünscht Gratis-in-Berlin\n\nLink zum Tip: \nZu den Gra
 tis-in-Berlin Angeboten: http://www.gratis-in-berlin.de\n
DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20231107
DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20231108
SUMMARY:Dementedly Dainty WIP - A Very Dark Stand-up Comedy Show in English
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